- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Hello, nice to meet you.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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