What's 9+10? 19

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Needless to say,

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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