what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

more chocolate?

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Guess what? Holocaust

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