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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Womens' Rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Psychics.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Your Mom

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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