- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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