Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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