Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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We are lawyers

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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