- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

mark is mark

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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