What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

thumb_up thumb_down +3

penis

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

wanna here a joke??? read below...

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

thumb_up thumb_down +3

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

thumb_up thumb_down +1

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

thumb_up thumb_down +1

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

poo

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops