Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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