Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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poo is yummy

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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