- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

U ALL LIAK DIK

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

A black man in a country bar.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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