- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

A ginger was with his friends

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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