Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Men's Sports

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Women's sports.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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