- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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