Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

I'm banging your sister.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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