- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

knock knock. who's there? someone.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

How do you spell eight? 8

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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