What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

girls basketball

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

matty russel are you on here

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Women.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

milly, milly, milly, cat

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Anti Joke

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