- Anti Joke

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing