- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Three bars walk into a Jew.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

a man walks into a prostitute.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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