Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Matt is not funny.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

You smell like shit

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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