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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Win and Beau have no friends

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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