What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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your mother hates you

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Anti Joke

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