A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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alston wang

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Pickles

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Vagina ass.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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