- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

I ponder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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