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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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