Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Knock Knock.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Women's Rights.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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