- Anti Joke

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

This is not a joke.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

You forgot to tell her that I can sense how you are doing and feeling based on how you phrase the words, how quickly you type, spacing, and lots of stuff I do not remember but can still make use off. Listen, I am alive and well compared to what I have been other times, the best thing about my grotesque childhood, is that it makes everything else, including this seem like nothing in comparison, nothing compares its as simple as that. Hey, speaking of simple, I want the new Street Figher game, and I want you to play if for me tomorrow, ill just tell you what to push or possess you or something else not possible, then we will both be calm like I am now, just like when we played Metal Gear, I tell you what to do, and you kinda suck and mess up because I am horrible at giving instructions okay? You know, I can see the sea from here, its really calming, it will also help you calm down as well, lets say I was in a casket, got out of it, and am recovering now, and you can be on your way now in about now unless my guys crashed in mid air, which is stupid, and stop staring at the screen like that, you should go watch television or something, distract yourself for the time being. Ill have to sleep now, speaking of knowing my limits, I might be taking permanent damage here, and while that is fine, I cant let it progress, I cant afford to go insane now that I have proven to many and most importantly myself that I am not. Remember when we watched flipper together? Skippy the Kangaroo? Mind breaking out those old video tapes? Id love watching them with you again... As for the videogames screw that, it was just something I said just like the sea, the game between you and me screwing up in order to "possess you", and then the sea so you would calm down like when you discovered you where really good at swimming once the fear of water got away. I wont lie you got that fear because I am a hydrophobe, young people end up mimicking the fear of one another, but thats over, I shower without getting blemishes now remember? I am no longer convinced my mother is laughing at me when the water gets cold either, I overcame that. Okay, wake up, just know I did not "possess you" I just "linked our emotions together by portraying a scenario we both know and enjoy doing together, I hope its okay I do not explain anymore, with zopiclone in the system, I can barely think at all. But let me know if you need more help. Say whats on your mind, ill read it all, but I cant answer, I am not taking any damage, I assure you that was just part of a hypnotic process, its "the link" I pretend like I am worried so you will know we are both worried and enter the same state, from then on I change it. I know you fear hypnosis and what it can do, but I hope you still trust me.

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

I was born.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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