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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

what do u call a black man a black man

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty