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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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