- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

The Bible

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

how do you confuse a blond?

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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