- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Republicans

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Woman.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Women's rights...

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

you just contradicted yourself.

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