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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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mc hammers income.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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