- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Is this where I type the joke?

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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