- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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