knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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The game!

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Yo daddy!

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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