- Anti Joke

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Where's my shotgun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

The Game.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Come In!

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

I know a black girl named beyonca.