- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

You smell like shit

What number comes after 29? 30.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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