why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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who farted your mother

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anti jokes

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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poop

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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