Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

The WNBA

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Knock Knock Yes?

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Johan showering. . . AWK

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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