- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dancing Potatoe!

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

brian mcgee is gay!

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

what is big and white? the moon

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