- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

women outside of the kitchen

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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