- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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