What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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Ouch.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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