What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

Black People.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

Hi

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

What's brown and sticky? Shit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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