Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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motley crew

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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dead battery come on down

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Women.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Anti Joke

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