Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

FAP

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

fkda

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Penisland

Reed is poopin

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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