- Anti Joke

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...