What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

How did the priest die? Masterbation

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

The BCS

The 19th Amendment

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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