How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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WNBA

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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this is gay

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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