Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Japan called... They need help.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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my namew is jd

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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