A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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