What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Women

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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