Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

fart+fart=poop

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Weiner

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Your mother is a man.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

knock knock how there me ok come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Womens rights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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